Canadian Public Service Announcement

The Taliban consider it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house, completely naked, to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.... Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it’s okay to see nude women, other than their wives, and to show support for all Canadian women. And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this Anti-Terrorist activity.

God Bless Canada!


H/T to Kyla.